Ms Meera's weapon of destruction
After the test, we headed to the cafeteria for our breakfast. I ordered Mee hoon fish soup and the rest Kon lo me. Without wasting anytime, I quickly send those fish meat in my soup swimming down my throat. Delicious! no words could described the pleasure the fish meat have given me. However, this wasnt the best. Had tasted some which are far more better than the one in the cafeteria. After our breakfast, dragging our tired body we went back to the room. Even thong was too tired that he missed his opportunity to become "uncle". He must have been really tired.
The clock struck 12.. US history class. Started the journey to the class. On the way to class, a heavy traffic was ahead. guess what was on sale.?? the brand new dark chocolate peanut M & M. Without me noticing , my hand was already packed with 2 packets of m&m. it Sounded like my hand as its mind of its own. I really love the chocolate and the sight of the chocolate got me very high.
By the time we got into the class ,as usual MS Renuka aka Miss punctual was already there. You can never catch her late for class unless you went in to the wrong class. She is like always there when you come in to class as if her office is in that class itself. For the two hours, she brought us back to the past 18th century introducing us the presidents of that time. What got me excited was the veto power the president have. It is a magic card given by god with the authority to do anything one like. This president had used his veto power so many times that even if you have gather all the stars in the sky, the number is not closed to his number of using the veto power. NAh. actually, he had used it for 3 times but it is quite a number though.
Famous quote of the day:
lecturer: jia hong, go and wash your face. you look sleepy.
jia hong: i already wash two times ad lo during your class.
After accounting class, we went to bakery to fill nick(my friend) empty stomach. Carter and I sat there watching a show about the olsen twims while waiting for nick to finish his lunch. once nick has finished, we make our way to the aup office for our finals time table schedules and linear class after that. Mr Chan is very funny. He made me say I love Eunice for three times before allowing me to enter the class. Being the usual romantic of me, i shouted I LOVE EUNICE 3 times.(Dear, dont mind shouting it for the rest of my life. Two hours of story telling was quite sooting for the mind as I had a hectic 8 hours class today.
Nick msg me as it is dinner time. We went to Golden bowl and the place was overcrowded by people. finally, we decided to change place.. To where? Secret recipe. YES I repeat secret recipe for the third time this week in a row. The place was not really packed and in no time, we got ourself settle down. There was a wide range of meals to be order from. But the funny thing is that carter, johhny, sim and i ordered The thai fried rice.. When sue(the waitress) ask us for our order, empat thai thai thai thai.. quite hilarious not only for us but to her too as u can see her smilling secretly. while waiting for our food to arrived, sim and I had a cleavage competiton.
After dinner, we ordered six different flavor of cake. The sight of the cakes will make you feel like in cloud 9. Some experts say it is better than sex. ha ha!!
Quotes of the day in SP
carter: how come a thailand based group singer call themselves " zhong guo wa wa"
sim: because they "be zhong guo keng tai guo".
Random Pic in Secret Recipe. Enjoy it.
To conclude, this a pic of me drawn by Sim . The drawing have save him from dying of boredom.
Going to bed now. Promised to have the breakfast with the guys from block F.
ADIOS...
The clock struck 12.. US history class. Started the journey to the class. On the way to class, a heavy traffic was ahead. guess what was on sale.?? the brand new dark chocolate peanut M & M. Without me noticing , my hand was already packed with 2 packets of m&m. it Sounded like my hand as its mind of its own. I really love the chocolate and the sight of the chocolate got me very high.
By the time we got into the class ,as usual MS Renuka aka Miss punctual was already there. You can never catch her late for class unless you went in to the wrong class. She is like always there when you come in to class as if her office is in that class itself. For the two hours, she brought us back to the past 18th century introducing us the presidents of that time. What got me excited was the veto power the president have. It is a magic card given by god with the authority to do anything one like. This president had used his veto power so many times that even if you have gather all the stars in the sky, the number is not closed to his number of using the veto power. NAh. actually, he had used it for 3 times but it is quite a number though.
I veto to have more veto power.
After history class, it is accounting class. I think my love for M&M was so contagious that nick went to buy another pack of it right after class. We met Nick's twins, nick mohamad (our lecturer) on the way to the m&m booth. This is really where the story really begins. As expected today is lecture day aka reading slides day. After being gone for ten minutes, have myself seated and ready for the lesson. Nick was also ready with his first slides. The clock ticks and time passes by. After a long gone of 10 min, we are still stuck in first slide. Apparently, he is waiting for all students to come. in other words, the class officially began at 2.20p.m.
Nick(lecturer) sits comfortably relaxed in the chair begins his lecture with a click of the mouse. The slides moves swiftly from one to another non stop. just Imagine yourself watching a movie but it has been fast forwarded. After an intense of agony for 3o min, we finally reached the last slide. What the ***, 54 slides for 3o min. it surely has been a ride of roller coaster for everyone in the class. To top it all, class was dismissed at 3 pm sharp. Nick(lecturer) must have been imagining himself laughing all the way to the bank while going through the slides.
LETS do some simple math:
1 hour= RM 30.(assuming that whats he earned for an hour of lecture)
30 min of lecturer=1800 second.
Paid for = Rm60 for the 2 hr lecture
total earning power= Rm 2 per minute of total actual lecturing.
WOW!!!!! He can be rich in no time.
I present to you the world richest person..............
Criteria to be the world riches person:
1) know how to click a mouse
2) know how to sit a chair
3) know how to read slides
after you mastered this skills, you are well off to become the world richest person. GOOD LUCK!!
Nick(lecturer) sits comfortably relaxed in the chair begins his lecture with a click of the mouse. The slides moves swiftly from one to another non stop. just Imagine yourself watching a movie but it has been fast forwarded. After an intense of agony for 3o min, we finally reached the last slide. What the ***, 54 slides for 3o min. it surely has been a ride of roller coaster for everyone in the class. To top it all, class was dismissed at 3 pm sharp. Nick(lecturer) must have been imagining himself laughing all the way to the bank while going through the slides.
LETS do some simple math:
1 hour= RM 30.(assuming that whats he earned for an hour of lecture)
30 min of lecturer=1800 second.
Paid for = Rm60 for the 2 hr lecture
total earning power= Rm 2 per minute of total actual lecturing.
WOW!!!!! He can be rich in no time.
I present to you the world richest person..............
Criteria to be the world riches person:
1) know how to click a mouse
2) know how to sit a chair
3) know how to read slides
after you mastered this skills, you are well off to become the world richest person. GOOD LUCK!!
Famous quote of the day:
lecturer: jia hong, go and wash your face. you look sleepy.
jia hong: i already wash two times ad lo during your class.
After accounting class, we went to bakery to fill nick(my friend) empty stomach. Carter and I sat there watching a show about the olsen twims while waiting for nick to finish his lunch. once nick has finished, we make our way to the aup office for our finals time table schedules and linear class after that. Mr Chan is very funny. He made me say I love Eunice for three times before allowing me to enter the class. Being the usual romantic of me, i shouted I LOVE EUNICE 3 times.(Dear, dont mind shouting it for the rest of my life. Two hours of story telling was quite sooting for the mind as I had a hectic 8 hours class today.
Nick msg me as it is dinner time. We went to Golden bowl and the place was overcrowded by people. finally, we decided to change place.. To where? Secret recipe. YES I repeat secret recipe for the third time this week in a row. The place was not really packed and in no time, we got ourself settle down. There was a wide range of meals to be order from. But the funny thing is that carter, johhny, sim and i ordered The thai fried rice.. When sue(the waitress) ask us for our order, empat thai thai thai thai.. quite hilarious not only for us but to her too as u can see her smilling secretly. while waiting for our food to arrived, sim and I had a cleavage competiton.
After dinner, we ordered six different flavor of cake. The sight of the cakes will make you feel like in cloud 9. Some experts say it is better than sex. ha ha!!
Quotes of the day in SP
carter: how come a thailand based group singer call themselves " zhong guo wa wa"
sim: because they "be zhong guo keng tai guo".
Random Pic in Secret Recipe. Enjoy it.
specially dedicated to Johhny aka Durian King
To conclude, this a pic of me drawn by Sim . The drawing have save him from dying of boredom.
Going to bed now. Promised to have the breakfast with the guys from block F.
ADIOS...
1 comment:
Nik;s Financial Analysis? I m sure that his "earnings per hour" and profit margin are extremely high..! Haha finally I know that I have the capability to become millionaire.. I know to click mouse, I know to sit on a chair, and I know to read slide! Yes!!!! I m millionaire~
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